2008 SLA Championship Week

July 20-27


Sunday            Former Big Cheese Janice hosts Welcoming Tea

Monday            Ms. Yearout begins her 5 year contract.  She’ll have her minions ready to get it goin’.  Commissioner Cat’s Camp for Kid’s welcomes this year’s campers. Sandy is on GO!

Tuesday           Maeve stages camper walk out....demands more cookies.  The commish teaches the kids all about Mellow Yellow.  Sandy says she’s burnt out!

Wednesday         Carol has to golf! And takes the staff with her.  She says kids aren’t allowed!  Playscape nears completion! Cat doesn’t have to golf but decides it’s a good way to start the day.  Janice drops by the club for Corned Beef Hash!

Thursday          You’ve been waiting for this!!  Hospitality Suites Open!!! Check out newyorkstreetgames.com.  They’ll be hosting a fillum forum on the old ‘pollack’ leagues, featuring autograph sessions with some of the old timers.  PLAYSCAPE, GREEN AND SAFE opens! Did I forget the Pizza Pasta Buffet? 6:00PM After a year off, Aaron returns!!! Yeah, yeah!

Friday            19th Annual Eddie Holahan/Mike Katroscik Celebrity Pro-Am Golf Tournament at Prairie Woods Golf Course.  Tee times start at 10:30 AM. Beach Day!  Campus Closed from 11:00AM - 4:00PM   Pig’s Ass BBQ and Corn Boil 5:00 PM tiki party 8:00PM Karaoke w/ Austin Riggs!  Wait till you see Carol do ‘No business like show business’!!!!!!!!!!!!Followed by I’m a Woman..W..O..M..A..N..!

Saturday          Championship Day

                  8:00 AM Breakfast

                  8:30 AM Final Registration

                  9:00 AM Openning Ceremonies

                  9:17 AM First Pitch

                  9:18 AM Concessions Open

                  5:13 PM Kids Championship Game

                  6:05 PM SLA Playoffs, Broadcast Live w/Spencer Rockwell at the mike!

                  7:43 PM 2008 SLA World Championship Game

                  9:01 PM Programme de Pyrotechnique, Michelle dedicates this year to you, the Poor, Pitiful, Pissants who join us every year in our attempt to prove Martin Sheen’s theory that ‘nothing ever gets done, unless it’s done by a Fanatic’.  You are loved, you are esteemed, you are the fulfilment of all that is good!!  (Michelle...are you sure the Poor, Pitiful, Pissant part will play?)

                  9:59 PM LIGHTS OUT!

Sunday                  GO HOME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!

                   Next year’s coming soon!